Tonight I suggest wearing your best dress
And when we show up they're gonna be so jealous
Tonight I think I'm gonna make a scene of your scene
Because I'm full of appologies
And everybody in the party will still be up dancing
And you're gonna hate me

If things get any worse
I would consider making all new best friends
If this seems better then girl
I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress

So we wrote this song so you know you're not invited
Cause the party is on and you can sit at home in silence
Don't even ask 'cause you're not coming in
Look the party is on
Yeah but don't get too excited

See I've got this plan to make the girls dance
And a pretty good idea how to make them drop their...

Tonight I think I'm falling asleep in the backseat
After party well that's so me
I'm dialing every single number I swore I would never dial
And you can't stop me

If things get any worse
I would consider making all new best friends
And start a new band in a new land
Where the kids know how to dance

So we wrote this song so you know you're not invited
Cause the party is on and you can sit at home in silence
Don't even ask 'cause you're not coming in
Oh, yeah the party is on, yeah but don't get too excited

We've been drinking since we started
But I can't remember when
Got replaced with memories, yea that we just can't forget
We are in love with loving
We are not right in our heads
We have girlfriends in cities
Yea that we have never been
Until we come back again

Okay

So we wrote this song so you know you're not invited
Cause the party is on and you can sit at home in silence
Don't even ask 'cause you're not coming in
(Don't even ask you're not coming in)
Oh yea the party is on, yea but don't get too excited

We said it a thousand times
But if you forgot
we're so fed up with your lies
We got so many better things to do right now
Than you wasting our time
We said it a thousand times
But if you forgot
We're so fed up with you
We got so many other things to do

Drinking
Since we can't remember when

We've been drinking since we started
But I can't remember when
Got replaced with memories, yea that we just can't forget
We are in love with loving
We are not right in our heads
We have girlfriends in cities that we have never been