This is GPN the ghetto pyshic network

I'm your host Alota Vagina

Who?

Alota Vagina ho

Now our pyshics have traveled the world

Demonstrating their amazing pyshic powers

Tonight were in a world famous brick city

Knocking on motherfucking doors

Showing what our experts have done for niggas lives

Aight y'all right now were in Brandon court

And um mm were creeping up on one of our satisfied viewers

Let's see what she's got to say

Girl it's the ghetto pyshic network

Alota Vagina

Hey girl tell us what your personal pyshic has revealed to ya

Well girl let me tell you what my GPN pyshic had done for me

He told me that I was gon' be trippin' on two niggas

And suckin' two dicks at the same time

And here they are Pop and Trev say hi motherfuckers

Oh shit what up yeah what up

See whew look what the pyshic network has done for this bitch live

Now let's go knock on the door of our next satisfied customer

Alota Vagina from the ghetto pyshic network open tha door

Alota Vagina that bitch from

That's right it's me now open tha door were here to get your testimonial

Hey is this shit on TV?

Tell us how the ghetto pyshic network has worked for you?

Well my physic network told me

I was going to have some time off from my job

But then I seen my girlfriend in McDonald's with this other motherfucker

So I had to smoke both of they asses

So you see I am going to have time off

25 years off pyshic network you was right again

Now need I say more, our ghetto hot line is open for all calls

Call 1-800-haul ass I said 1-800-haul ass

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