Wine and dine her in romantic fashion
Meet her parents and make a good impression
All her friends see me as the man of their dreams
What they don't see is my lust for the obscene

She first finds out on our wedding night
I gently disrobe her from her gown of white
I left her thin veil with utmost care
Then without warning I smear shit in her hair

She bites and claws with no avail
It's too late for reason, I'm overcome by the smell
She use to think I was the man of her dreams
But my only true love is that of the obscene