(Tape's rolling...okay)

(I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a...)
Customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer

Can I buy cigarettes?
I'll take sugarless
You sell Wondermint?
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer

Yeah, can I get change?
Where're the Twinkies?
What's on sale?
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I love you

Customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
(I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a...)
Customer
Whoa
Customer
Customer
Customer

(BACKWARDS: I don't give a fuck, that's it.)