Rock 'n roll loudmouth, shooting on black
Stroke another one now, right behind my back
Do us all a favor, get yourself a spine
Everybody's chokin' on the grapevine

Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies
Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies

I heard it on the airwaves, I've seen it in my glass
Get your money on the table, get your head out of your ass
You're the coolest guy that I ever have smelt
Ain't a notch on nobody's belt

Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies
Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies

(Why don't you get a haircut, sister?
That's it!)

Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies
Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies

Shootin' dirty pool
Spewin' dirty lies
Shootin' dirty pool
Spewin' dirty lies
Shootin' dirty pool
Shootin' dirty pool
Spewin' dirty lies