We're gettin' no place
Fast as we can
Get a noseful
From our so-called friends

We're gettin' nowhere
Quick as we know how
We whirl from town to town
Treatment bound

First thing we do when we finally pull up
Get shitfaced drunk
Try to sober up

There'll be no pose tonight
No money in sight
Label wants a hit
And we don't give a shit

'Cause we're gettin' no place
As fast as we can
We get a noseful
From our so-called friends

We're gettin' nowhere quick as we know how
We whirl from town to town
Duluth to Madison
Treatment bound

Gettin' no... wait

(Keep goin')

Second thing we do is
Walk around
Go to the john
And try to hold one down

There's no mass appeal
Carton's asleep at the wheel
Yesterday's trash
Too bored to thrash

We're gettin' nowhere
Fast as we can
We got a noseful
Of them so-called friends

We're gettin' no place
Quick as we know how
We're gettin' nowhere
What will we do now?

(Take it, Scotty)

(Tommy: What are the chords to that one part? You just fucked 'em up?
Paul: Fucked 'em up)