at nothing but the stereo
never been to ontario eh oh
but ive drunken keo
wey hooo

beatboxing and rhyming
dancing and miming
students are skyving
kids are lying
rich people flying
wannabes are sighing
justin beibers crying
troops are frying
old people dying
spys are disguising
isnt that suprising
somethings jeopardising
mcdonalds advertising
food (ooh) appertising

at nothing but the stereo
never been to ontario
but ive drunken keo
wey heo

walkers crisp

thor with a lisp
have a french kiss
take the piss
do not diss
bully little sis
snakes will hiss
Through on goal
Ohh!! Wat a miss

at nothing but the stereo
ive never been to ontario
but ive drunken keo
wey heo

fighting fist
didnt get the jist
oooo wats tht a cist
have u made a list
here comes the mist
ahhh! broken my wrist
actually wait aminute lets insist.....

at nothing but the stereo
never been to ontario
but ive drunken keo
wey heo