You get some green sweats
I get some red sweats
Then we switch em up
We've got Christmas sweats

You get some red sweats
I get some green sweats
Then we switch em up
We've got Christmas sweats

She's got a green sweatshirt
Yeah
And got some green sweatpants
They match
That's just a green sweat suit
You see that every other motherfruitcaking day

He's got a red sweatshirt
Boring
And that's a red sweatpants
Yawn
That's just a red sweat suit
You see that every other motherfruitcaking day

You get some green sweats
I get some red sweats
Then we switch em up
We've got Christmas sweats

You get some red sweats
I get some green sweats
Then we switch em up
We've got Christmas sweats

He's so festive
He's gonna get himself arrested
She's probably a pro-sleigh rider
I bet she pees apple cider
He's probably done all his shopping
I bet he actually wears Christmas stockings

Is she texting Santa?
He's spending time with Amanda
Who's Amanda?
His step-daughter
He's in a second marriage
It's cool

You get some green sweats
I get some red sweats
Then we switch em up
We've got Christmas sweats

Yeah, What, Wow
You get some blue sweats
I get some white sweats
Then we switch em up
We've got Hanukkah sweats

You get some red sweats
I get some green sweats
He gets some black sweats
Kwanzaa Sweats