I've never been rejected on a cosmic level
But I've got to think it hurts
You've got a shoulder to cry on
And no I don't mind some space dust on my shirt
You know I've always liked you,
Watching you through my
Seventy millimeter Celestron Starseeker Superpower telescope
I've known it's a longshot
But ever since Seal got
Hooked up with Heidi Klum
I've clung to hope

So even though we know you're smaller than the Earth's moon,
(I love you)
I still find that I feel your gravitational pull
(It's illogical)
Oh what I wouldn't do
For a galactic rendezvous
You and me
Where facts meet fantasy

Pluto, I've never really done this kind of thing before, but
I was just wondering,
Are you available Tuesday evening?
The forcast is calling for clear skies,
And I've got a new power supply for the Starseeker
Meet me in the southwest quadrant
Nine thirty, pm

Who cares if the solar system doesn't need you?
(Well, I do)
They're crazy to think they could get by without you
(Pluto)
What are they gonna do
When they realize that you
Are with me
And you're actually bigger than Mercury