Marijuana and Jalapenos are my two favorite things
They both make food taste better and they both drive you insane
Oh the Mexicans always got 'em and them gringos the same
And Marijuana and Jalapenos are my two favorite things

Well they're both green as grass and they both grow in Mexico
Well I go down there to buy them oh both, don't you know!
Well my lungs are on hiatus and my mouth deserves a drink
Cause Marijuana and Jalapenos are my two favorite things

Well I grow 'em both with some tender love and care
Well people come a runnin' once they smell it in the air
If you takin' too much then you'll forget your name
And Marijuana and Jalapenos are my two favorite things!

Marijuana and Jalapenos are my two favorite things
They both make food taste better and they both drive you insane
Oh the Mexicans always got 'em and them gringos the same
And Marijuana and Jalapenos are my two favorite things

Well I'll put out my guitar folks and I'll pull out my bong
I'll cut up that fruit for an old Mexican sing along
And folks I'll burn one down and bite the one with a bang
Cause Marijuana and Jalapenos are my two favorite things!

Marijuana and Jalapenos are my two favorite things
They both make food taste better and they both drive you insane
Oh the Mexicans always got 'em and them gringos the same
And Marijuana and Jalapenos are my two favorite things
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Marijuana and Jalapenos
I said Marijuana and Jalapenos are my two favorite things