FRANK:
How'd you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked,
he thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out, by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
but by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal,
we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

BRAD: I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We're
both in a bit of a hurry.
JANET: Right.
BRAD: We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car. We don't
want to be any worry.

FRANK: Well you got caught with a flat, well how 'bout that?
Well babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night? (night)
Or maybe, a bite? (bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been makin' a man with blonde hair and a tan
and he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From transexual Transylvania
Hey Hey! I'm just a transvestite
From transexual Transylvania.

So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici...pation
But maybe the rain is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom!