If God was a woman
With long blond hair
Would you kneel at her altar
And offer her prayer
Could she be your addiction
Could she make you sin
If God was a woman
And you were her man

If God was a woman
Would you be impressed
If she showed up in high heels
And a pretty red dress
Would you make a donation
Or would you draw the line
Would you yield to temptation
Or savor her wine

If God was a woman
Would she come like an angel
Or a devil in disguise
When she left in the morning
Would you lose your religion
Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye
If God was a woman

If God was a woman
Tell me who could we blame
Would she make Jesus righteous
Or completely insane

If God was a woman
Would she kiss and tell
Would we wind up in heaven
Or would we all burn in hell

If God was a woman
Would she come like an angel
Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah
And if she left in the morning
Would you lose your religion
Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye

If God was a woman
And you were her man, yeah

If God was a woman
Would she come like an angel
Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah
When she left in the morning
Would you lose your religion
Would you kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye

If God was a woman
And you were her man

If God was a woman
If God was a woman
If God was a woman
We'd all burn in hell

If God was a
Woman, woman, woman, woman, woman
If God was a woman
Tell me who would we blame
If God was a woman
If God was a woman
She'd drive us insane, yeah