I woke up from the drink I had

The room was dark and suddenly began to swirl

I should of heeded mother's words

She said, she'd heard it, said, you were a naughty girl

But what does a mother know

That we really need to know?

And what would she say if she knew?

Na, na, na, na you're just a bad boy

Who, who, who?

Na, na, na, na they'll drive you mad, boy

Who, who, who?

But mother, what a way to go

I looked out as the sun came up

I shook my head and said, I really should be gone

I grabbed my shoes and daily news

And walked out in the heat beneath the summer sun

But father was there outside

With no place to run and hide

He looked most upset as he said

"Where've you been?"

Na, na, na, na you're just a bad boy

Who, who, who?

Na, na, na, na they'll drive you mad, boy

Who, who, who?

But mother, what a way to go

But what if she'd walked in and caught us?

Do you think she'd have been shocked?

The way that she talked, you'd think I was a daughter

Anyway, the door was locked

I know that mother disagrees

But I would really like to see you again

And if you want to see me too

Then meet me in the bushes at the river bend

And no one will find us out

'Cause no one will be about

But still I can hear them all say

Na, na, na, na you're just a bad boy

Who, who, who?

Na, na, na, na they'll drive you mad, boy

Who, who, who?

But mother, what a way to go