Dead man, crawling out of his crater

Sucking on the air from his ventilator

Watch out, little girl, you're just a beginner

He wears outside his face the smile of a winner

Drags his woman around by the hair

It turns her on, she don't wanna be square

Standing on top of the family mountain

Drinking lemonade from the magical fountain

Holiday trips in a Volkswagen camper

Children locked into an old picnic hamper

Let them loose to play in a sandpit

Leave them there 'cause they take us for granted

Man is an ape and woman a martyr

It's not what you do when you do it, it's what you do after

I went down to the zoo and I looked in the cages

Then I walked on home past the office, collected my wages