Brad Majors: Hey, Janet

Janet Weiss: Yes, Brad?

Brad Majors: I've got something to say

Janet Weiss: Uh huh?

Brad Majors:
I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet

Janet Weiss: Oh...oh, Brad

Brad Majors:
The river was deep but I swam it

Chorus: Janet

Brad Majors: The future is ours, so let's plan it

Chorus: Janet

Brad Majors: So please don't tell me to can it

Chorus: Janet

Brad Majors: I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it

Chorus: Janet

Brad Majors: There's a fire in my heart and you fan it

Chorus: Janet

Brad Majors: If there's one fool for you then I am it

Chorus: Janet

Brad Majors: I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

Janet Weiss: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had

Chorus: Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss: Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

Chorus: Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss: That you met Mom and you know Dad

Chorus: Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss: I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad

Brad Majors: Oh, dammit

Janet Weiss: I'm mad

Brad Majors: Oh, Janet

Janet Weiss: For you

Brad Majors: I love you too

Brad and Janet: There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

Brad Majors: And that's go see the man who began it

Chorus: Janet

Brad Majors: When we met in his science exam-it

Chorus: Janet

Brad Majors: Made me give you the eye and then panic

Chorus: Janet

Brad Majors: Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet

Janet Weiss: Oh Brad, I'm mad

Brad Majors: Dammit, Janet

Brad and Janet: I love you