Poor old granddad
I laughed at all his words
I thought he was a bitter man
He spoke of women's ways

They'll trap you, and they'll use you
And before you even know
For love is blind, and you're far too kind,
Don't ever let it show

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I wish that I knew what I know now
When I was younger
I wish that I knew what I know now
When I stronger

The can-can's such a pretty show
It steals your heart away
The backstage back on Earth again
The dressing rooms are gray

You come on strong and you inch along
'Till they make you feel a man
And love is blind and you soon will find
You're just a boy again

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Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oooohh
Oooohh

When you want her lips, you get her cheek
Makes you wonder where you are
If you want some more, then she's fast asleep
Leaves you twinkling with the stars

Poor young grandson
There's nothing I can say
You'll have to learn just like me
And that's the hardest way

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Ooh la la
Ooh la la, yeah yeah
Ooh la la
Ooh la la, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ooh la la, Ooh la la
Ooh la la, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ooh la la