When a moon is hanging out a window
Some imbecile is proud of his behind
You now receive way too much info
And the image is burned into your mind

There's nothing grosser than a man with a hairy ass
Man with a hairy ass
A hairy ass
Everybody! A hairy ass

Every chair is nice and cushy
When you have a bushy tushy
You can make it look more dapper
If you buy a good weedwacker
Doesn't help a girl's libido
When you wear a tiny Speedo
A hairy ass!

Everybody! A hairy ass!

When a girl is lying in a dark room
Her brand new lover's naked in her bed
She runs her fingers down his body
And lets out a scream that wakes the dead
Her hands are tangled up in his scary hairy ass
His scary hairy ass
A hairy ass
Everybody! A hairy ass!