Titties and beer (titties and beer)
Big old titties and beer (titties and beer)
I thank god almighty for titties and beer (fat titties and beer)
Hunting two legged deer (titties and beer)
Thank god I ain't queer (bring him out here)
There's one thing daddy likes and thats titties and
beer (big fat tits and beer)
A little titties and beer I said great big titties and my beer
God I love those mother-fucking titties and my beer
(big old titties and beer)

Wieners and wine (wieners and wine)
Little wieners and wine (aren't they fine)
If you like a little wiener and wine you can have some of mine
Little wieners and wine, ill shove it into your bun..