Last night I tasted caviar
Drank the best champagne and wine
But I acted oh so bored
Like I do it all the time
(I do it all the time)
Last night I met some people
Who tried to bring me down
With their sharp edged razor wit
But I let them know I'd been around
(I've been around)
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I can be aloof

I can be rude
I can have
Attitude
Last night I met somebody
A very pretty man
He wanted to seduce me
But I said I had other plans
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Last night I took a taxi
To a very posh affair
Mingled with the well to do
Wond'ring what I was doing there
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