You're my funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art.

Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak are you smart?
But, don't change a hair for me, not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay! each day is Valentine's Day.

Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
But, don't change a hair for me, not if you care for me.
Stay little valentine, stay!, each day is Valentine's Day...