He's burning the butane.
He's got a wallet chain.
He will show off his tattoos.
He's almost six foot six.
He's scoping all the chicks,
While he's hanging onto you.
And you're unaware that his eyes are never on you,
He's working on his game.
Just pretend that you're in love with whats-his-name.

You're the one who's breaking every heart in here.
You're with stupid.
He's the one that should be crying in his beer.
You're with stupid.

Her face is all aglow,
So pale like whitest snow.
It's more than I can bear.
I'm swallowing so hard.
I'm keeping up my guard.
I am trying not to swear.
'Cause he's right there with his perfect arms around you,
Stabbing my heart through.
If he wouldn't punch my face in, I'd say to you...

"You're the one who's breaking every heart in here.
You're with stupid.
He's the one that should be crying in his beer.
You're with stupid."

See the sunlight shining through -- he just isn't good for you.

You're the one who's breaking every heart in here.
You're with stupid.
He's the one that should be crying in his beer.
You're with stupid.
You're the one who's causing every eye to tear.
You're with stupid.
I'm the one who wishes he could disappear.
I feel stupid.
Stupid!