hello and welcome to inconclusive arguments in today's
conference we have a psychologist,
a guru, an athlete, a freak,
a scientist, a dictator, an anarchist,
a mass murderer, a composer,
a human vegetable, and a complete outsider.
let's open the discussion with you,
er huh what gives? that look of revelation on the athelete's
face- the complete outsider is the centre of attention-
just what is the human vegetable doing to the psychologist,
the freak is eating the mass murderer,
o my god terrifying vistas of reality and our position
therein are being opened up to us all,
this is the worst thing that's happened to mankind
and in the studio they've opted for a new dark age
but your commentator has gone stark staring mad.