Wish i could be more less
Wish i could be less more
Underneath the dress
is a gun pointed at the floor

Wish i could be less me
and a little more like you
i finally confess
to all the things that you make me do

Oh i've been singing all i can today
and nothing seems to make me gay

Maybe the critic was right
that my work is just therapy
maybe she was wrong
and on the right(??) feeling slightly icky

and maybe i would rather
just be on speed
oh perhaps it would help if i had the
right to get my sad-ass married

Oh i've been singing all i can today
and nothing seems to make me gay

....As in happy!