Some men drink alcohol
Some men drink juices from the vine
But as for me, I'm very simple
Give me coffee every time

Make it warm and make it sweet
Just the way my life has been
Give me coffee, coffee, coffee
Coffee, coffee

And let me tell you
You have found yourself a friend
Jelly donught early in the morning
Nibbling on a chocolate éclair

Bavarian cream
Right around a noon time
And I'm still starin' at that crawler over there

I want a donught, I want it now
A donught is a police man's gasoline
Give me coffee, a couple of donughts
And a little more coffee

'Cause you don't wanna see a cop like me get mean

A cup of china, a silver spoon
Cream out ever golden can
See that pot, ah, it's a percolating
And it's just like a music from a band

These old bones are tired and weary
But, man, you can perc 'em up again
Give me coffee, coffee, coffee
Coffee, coffee

I guarantee that you have found yourself a friend
Yes sir, you have found yourself a friend
I guarantee that you have found yourself a friend