TV is good, TV is great,
I could fuck it every fuckin',
Ah shit, I fucked up.

TV is good, TV is great,
I could watch it day after day,
What was that you say?
I'm gay?
Well, fuck you.

I like to eat cheese,
And bologna,
Pepsi is great, too,
And fuck you too.

Pepsi is good, pepsi is great,
I could drink it every fucking day,
What did you just say?
You're gay?
Yeah, I know.

I like to eat cheese,
And bologna,
Pepsi is great, too,
Fuck you too.

What do you want?
Why do you want it?
Just get it,
Got it?
Go to hell,
You stupid fuck,
I hate you too,
Motherfucker.

I like to eat cheese,
And bologna,
Pepsi is great, too,
And fuck you too,
I like to eat cheese,
And bologna,
Pepsi is great, too,
And fuck you too,
Fuck you too,
Fuck you too,
Fuck you too,
Fuck you too.

I like to eat cheese,
And bologna.

I like to eat cheese.
I like to eat cheese.

I like to eat cheese,
And bologna,
Pepsi is great, too,
Fuck you too.