I want some Cheez Whiz,
Give me some Cheez Whiz,
(He wants Cheez Whiz),
I want some,
Don't forget to scoop it with a spoon.

Bacon's good,
I want some,
(All the bacon in the world couldn't save you now),
Yes I want some bacon,
Cook it nice and tender.

Now, now I gotta wash it down,
So get me some prune juice,
(Prune juice),
Cause I gotta wash it down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I gotta wash the bacon down.

I gotta wash the motherfucking bacon down, (down),
So I needed to drink prune juice,
You should go to the pet shop down town, (town),
And let the fucking seagulls loose.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got some prune juice now,
(That should make ya shit),
I used it to wash the bacon down,
(Bacon good),
But I shouldn't of drank it,
(Oh my God, he drank it),
And now I gotta take a shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I gotta take a shit,
(And now he has to take a shit).

Ow, ow, ow, ow,
But it's coming out my dick,
(It's coming out his dick).