(Buddy Cannon - Larry Bastian)

I'm a Monday Night Football, Friday night pool hall guy
I ain't never been one to let a good time pass me by
You're standing there statin', you're tired of waitin', celebratin's gratin' on you
If you feel that way, if it'll make you stay, well here's what I'm gonna do.

If you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawl
You'll see how low a man can go when his back's aganst the wall
I'll be grovellin' in the gravel if you make that taxi call
If you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawl.

You're a one man, pure gold, genuine, good old girl
You've been waitin' on me to get tired of my neon world
Now the turn you've taken has got me shaken, it's a heart-breakin' wake-up call
Now I'm seein' how you see me and I feel about shoe-top tall...