(Tom Shapiro - Al Anderson)

When I was a kid I skinned my knee
And not one tear came out of me
Decided right then I was just born tough
And nothin' ever gonna ruffle my feathers
High school quaterback football team
A reved up fine-tuned mean machine.

And when I got sacked I'd flash a grin
Saying what's the matter boys can't you do any better
No pain no gain I couldn't get hurt cause I didn't feel a thing
Then one day I saw your face now everything's changed.

My heart's always hurtin', my legs are barely working
Feels so good to kiss you on the couch
Sweet mama your daughter's making my eyes water
And only one word comes out of my mouth, ouch.

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Ache all over from your tender touch
You say my name and I get goosebumps
Well baby, this former man-of-steel
Is putty in your hands and I love this feeling
Those eyes that dress cryin' uncle it's no contest
It's all your fault I fell in love now look what you've done.

My heart's always hurtin', my legs are barely working
Feels so good to kiss you on the couch
Sweet mama your daughter's making my eyes water
And only one word comes out of my mouth, ouch.

--- Instrumental ---

My heart's always hurtin', my legs are barely working
Feels so good to kiss you on the couch
Sweet mama your daughter's making my eyes water
And only one word comes out of my mouth, ouch.

--- Instrumental ---

Ouch, ouch, oh, so good...