(Tony Martin - Byron Hill)

Hey, old buddy how you been
Not much has changed here on my end
No, I don't think she's coming back
We better not get into that.

Chorus:
Let's talk about baseball
Talk a little small talk
There's gotta be a good joke that you've heard
Let's talk about NASCAR
Old Hollywood movie stars
Let's talk about anything
Anything in this world
But politics, religion and her.

Politics can start a fight
Religion's hard to know who's right
And one more topic I won't touch
Well, that one's her, it hurts too much.

Chorus:
Let's talk about baseball
Talk a little small talk
There's gotta be a good joke that you've heard
Let's talk about NASCAR
Old Hollywood movie stars
Let's talk about anything
Anything in this world
But politics, religion and her.

Let's talk about NASCAR
Old Hollywood movie stars
Let's talk about anything
Anything in this world
But politics, religion and her.

But politics, religion and her...