We didn't have a lot of fun in the desert
We didn't have a lot of fun in the sand
So saddle up your cow
And fall behind us now
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!

For years I've eat nothing but manna
A dish that is filling, but bland
But now we're on our way
I'll have a cheese souffle
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!

And in the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand
We'll have our fill from the grill,
As much as we can stand
It'll be so great, oh we can hardly wait
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!

The dining was lousy with Moses
But we'll be feasting with Josh in command!
I'd like a taco, please
And some pintos and cheese
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!

In the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand
We'll have our fill from the grill,
As much as we can stand
It'll be so great, oh we can hardly wait
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!

Oh the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand
We'll have our fill from the grill,
As much as we can stand
It'll be so great
With waffles on my plate!
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!

Waffles sounds so good right now
I can just see the feast

They say it's flowing with milk and honey
They say it's flowing with milk and honey
It's flowing with milk and honey
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land.

In the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand
We'll have our fill from the grill,
As much as we can stand
It'll be so great, oh we can hardly wait
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!

And in the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand
We'll have our fill from the grill,
As much as we can stand
It'll be so great
With waffles on our plate!
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!