Come on now mister, step right inside and see the show
You'll like it mister, it cures you if you're feeling low
We'll take care of you, especially if you've got the dough
They'll move you mister, just like a hurricane moves a tree
See here now mister, just look at what they've done for me
You're gonna like it, they'll take you where you want to be

All right now mister, come in and join the other guys
Just one thing mister, don't try to touch the merchandise
Or get too friendly, you know that wouldn't be too wise
Come on now mister, step right inside and see the show
You'll like it mister, it cures you if you're feeling low
We'll take care of you, especially if you've got the dough