Sarah Brightman - Sheldon Bloom Lyrics
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Iâll walk your dog.
Iâll be the first one in the shower.
We'll make love every hour,
beneath your Van Goh.
Iâll park the car,
and I'll whistle while the eggs are frying.
Iâll dance while your shirts are drying.
Waltz or tango?
Let me move in
and letâs get this show rolling.
Iâll talk to your plants,
Iâll even go bowling.
There is nothing I wouldnât do.
Iâd be the perfect little lady for you.
Sheldon Bloom,
make some room.
Wonât say a word
when youâre watching Spencer Tracy.
Iâll learn to dig Count Bassie.
Nothing to it.
I'll start to jog.
If thatâs what you want to take up.
Iâll stop wearing make-up.
I can do it.
When you meditate
I promise Iâll be quiet.
I won't eat eclairs.
I'll share your sugar free diet.
There is nothing I wouldnât do.
Iâll be the perfect little lady for you.
Pass the key,
Sheldon B.
No horoscope.
You wonât ever hear me mention Pisces.
There wonât be any crises,
you can bet that.
Iâll give up pork.
In a will tune that old viola.
Quote things from Emile Zola.
I must get that.
Iâll make chicken soup
when you feel fluey.
Be your analyst
when your heads real screwy.
There is nothing I wouldnât do.
Iâd be the perfect little lady for you.
Sheldon dear,
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