I wish you were a beer,
Then I could drink you up.
I wish you were not here,
With my cum in your mouth.
I wish you weren't so queer,
Your chains still lock me up.

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored.
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored.

I wish you were a beer,
The thirsty water drink.
You wish I wasn't here,
You're scared because I think.
You wish I wasn't here,
Cuz I'm your missing link.

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored.
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored.

I wish you were a beer,
Then I could drink you up.
You wish I wasn't here,
Cuz I can beat you up.
I wish you were not queer,
With my cum in your mouth.

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored.
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored.

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored.
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored.