Thanks for coming out on such short notice.
We like your headshots, but your head could have been better.
Regrettably, you're not right for consumers,
so better (better) luck next time.
We're looking for someone that's sad, but endearingly so.
So sad, but endearingly so.
So sad, but endearingly so.
So sad, but endearingly so.

Think of us, please, as your contemporaries,
just quite a bit more crude and decisive.
And yes, these interviews have a finite process
for excluding non-prime candidates.
We're looking for someone that's sad, but endearingly so.
So sad, but endearingly so.
So sad, but endearingly so.
So sad, but endearingly so.