God bless all policemen and fighters of crime
The thieves go to jail for a very long time
They had a hard day helping clean up the town
They hang from the mantle these both upside down
A glass of warm blood and then straight up the stairs...
Batman and Robin are saying the hurse...

(Batman & Robin:)
God bless Superman and Superwoman!
Aquaman and Aquawoman!
Ironman and Ironwoman!
Spiderman and Spiderwoman!
Plasticman and Plasticwoman!
Crazyman an-

(Robin:)
be -be -batman..

(Batman:)
Yes Robin?

(Robin:)
Was there ever a Batwoman?

(Batman:)
There was once, boy wonder, a long time back.

(Robin:)
Where is she now?

(Batman:)
I'm afraid she's no longer with us...

(Robin:)
Oh...you mean...?

(Batman:)
Yes, she up there in the great balthory up there in the sky...

(Robin:)
Holy sti-batwoman...what happened?

(Batman:)
She rather foolishly got in the way of the Batmobile.

(Robin:)
Suicide?

(Batman:)
Batricide...

(Robin:)
Gosh, why didn't I think of that?

They locked all the doors and they put out the bat
*MEOW!*
They put on the bat-jarmers
*We like doing that!*
Filled the bat-waterbottles, made the bat-beds
With 2 springy bat-rasses for sleepy bat-heads
They're closing their eyes and they're counting black sheep...
Batman and Robin are falling asleep...

(door opens)
(Robin:)
W-where are you going Batman?

(Batman:)
The bedroom!

(Robin:)
Holyluya!
(door closes)