Oh no, here I go...
If I go here
Or I go there or anywhere,
It follows me or meets me there
It's in the air
Here comes trouble!

What did I do now,
How did I get where I am?
Well where am I?
That's what I say a lot of days
When I wake up and see that I ain't home.
Here comes trouble!

What did you do?
Pounding head, broken bones
Soaked in blood, feeling dead.
What did I do...

Did I die? - Not a clue, what did I do?
I don't look for trouble, trouble looks for me
It finds me every time...
Here comes trouble!
It finds me every time,
It finds me all the time.

Here comes trouble: yeah trouble again!
Trouble is my shadow, trouble is my best friend.
Here comes trouble: yeah trouble again!
Trouble is right behind me
Now on that I can depend.
Trouble is in the air,
Trouble is everywhere, here it comes
Trouble again!

S.T.D. - D.W.I. - I.V. - O.D.
Oh my, Oh my...

I wake up dead in a strange bed
Or on the street or prison floor - done it all before.
Here comes trouble!

I've lost control!
I smashed up cars, I thrashed some bars,
I broke some bones, I spilled a lot of blood.
Here comes trouble!

I've lost all sense of right and wrong,
I lost my mind...

Here comes trouble: yeah trouble again!
Trouble is my shadow, trouble is my best friend.
Here comes trouble: yeah trouble again!
Trouble is right behind me - now on that I can depend.
Trouble is in the air, trouble is everywhere,
Here it comes!
Trouble again!

T - is for my time in jail
R - rot gut
O - overdose
U - an ugly life
B - forgot what that's for...oh yeah! Blackouts!
L - liver damage
E - is for elegance
Well at least I ain't got that...