I woke up in a mess,
They found me in a dress,
I can't remember what I did last night,
All right,

I Had a little drink,
And I had a little smoke,
I Had a little speed,
And I had a little coke,
I couldn't stand up,
I was dizzy in the head,
And I haven't gotta clue what happened to me next,

I woke up in a daze,
I can't see through the haze,
I can't remember what I did last night,
I woke up in a mess,
They found me in a dress,
I can't remember what I did last night,
All right,

First I did a little,
Then a little more,
When I done it all,
I went and threw up on the floor,
The next thing I knew I was lying on my back,
The lights went out and it all went black,

I woke up in a daze,
I can't see through the haze,
I can't remember what I did last night,
I woke up in a mess,
They found me in a dress,
I can't remember what I did last night,
I can't remember what I did last night,
I can't remember what I did,

I Had a little drink,
And I had a little smoke,
I Had a little speed,
And I had a little coke,
I couldn't stand up,
I was dizzy in the head,
And I haven't gotta clue what happened to me next,

I woke up in a daze,
I can't see through the haze,
I can't remember what I did last night,
I woke up in a mess,
They found me in a dress,
I can't remember what I did last night,

I can't remember,
I can't remember,
I can't remember what I did last night,
I can't remember what I did.