You ain't over there at your sister's.

You ain't on my telephone line.

You ain't nowhere around and I just found out,

You ain't the only thing that's hard to find.

Where's my beer? Oh dear.

I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here,

But it's not there,

And things don't just disappear right into thin air,

Like you: you're off somewhere and you just don't care.

Where's my beer?

I guess you wasn't just whistlin' Dixie,

When you said we were over this time.

And you just had to go, now wouldn't you know?

Not only have I lost my mind,

But where's my beer? Oh dear.

I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here,

But it's not there,

And things don't just disappear right into thin air,

Like you: you're off somewhere and you just don't care.

Where's my beer?

Oh Lord.

Instrumental Break.

Where's my beer? Oh dear.

I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here,

But it's not there,

And things don't just disappear right into thin air,

Like you: you're off somewhere, out on the tear.

You just don't care.

Girl, I swear, it just ain't fair,

There was one right there,

But where's my beer?