Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin
Joined the Ice Capades
And oh I don't know why
Oh I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

Second verse, same as the first
Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin
Joined the Ice Capades
And oh I don't know why
Oh I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

Third verse, different from the first
Joey is a punk, Judy is a runt
They both went down to Frisco, joined the S L A
And oh I don't know why
Oh I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah