I don't wanna call you and take you to the show
I don't wanna go on dates with you
And write you sappy notes
'Cause I don't need the hassles
I don't need the headaches too
And I don't wanna be in love with you [x4]

I don't wanna take you for walks on the beach
I don't want you hanging on me like a leech
'Cause I know what you're trying, I know what you're trying to do
And I don't wanna be in love with you [x4]

Love is a waste of my time
Don't waste my time cause I've got better things to do
To you love is just games and
Googly eyeed teen romance
That's why I don't wanna be in love with you
I don't wanna think about you everyday
I don't wanna shower and put on aftershave

'Cause love is for assholes
Yeah love is for assholes it's true
And I don't wanna be in love with you