Madonna I'm in love
It doesn't make too much sense
But when I saw you on TV
This sounds so ridiculous
But I can't help the way I feel
When I look at your chubby face
Sandra I don't understand
How you always do it

The world's most lucky man
Is either Jerry Lewis or David Letterman
I wish I was your late night man
'Cause I get so stupid over you [x4]

Even though you're big and famous in movies and MTV
Can't the three of us go out and see midget wrestling
'Cause hanging out with you
Would definately be my dream come true
'Cause I get stupid over you