My soul mate is a special girl
A girl that?s just like me
She?ll share tremendous oral sex
And try everything she sees

She won?t be insane or hung-up
Like most other girls
I?ll worship her until it hurts
?Cuz she?s on top of my world

Ooh, I?m a sad man
I can?t ignore what life can hold for me
And I?ll probably have to have sex with a lot of girls
Before my soul mate reveals herself to me

You are sweet diversion
As I stomp my darker way
Don?t let your heart get out of hand
I?ll step on it someday

Maybe it?s too sad to mention
Maybe I am gay
A moment or two may shine
I'm sure to quickly fade away

Ooh, it?s a sad life
Sometimes little sweet girls get left behind
But baby, baby, baby, it?s a man?s life
And I gotta tear up everything I find