I slept through Easter yesterday
Right through Christmas just the same
The priest came up to me all up in arms
He said, devil boy, what have you done?

Hey devil boy,
we're going to blow your house in
hey devil boy, what do you think of that?

For heaven's sakes
it's only been two thousand years
I can't wait any longer for you

The jesuits rolled in their tanks to my front door
while the Caputians held a love-in on my front porch
the Augustinians kept to themselves stuck their tongues out in a row
they said devil boy it's off to hell you go

Hey devil boy,
We're going to blow your house in
hey devil boy
What do you think of that?

For heaven's sakes,
it's only been two thousand years
I can't wait any longer, for you

And so I'll sit and pray for her to call me there
And I'll burn that bridge a thousand times on the cross I bear
Just to wonder if you're listening from the soapbox in the sky
to finally realize my price was it you or I?

Hey devil boy,
we're going to blow your house in
hey devil boy,
what do you think of that?

For heaven's sakes
it's only been two thousand years
I can't wait any longer for you

For heaven's sakes
I gave away eternity
if you would come back to me
if you would come back to me
if you would come back to me
if you would come back to me