Have you ever been thirsty for some cold beer?
Has a cold beer ever steered you wrong?
I'm gonna name my first born son cold beer
Say, hey cold beer, go an get daddy a cold beer

Hats off to the people workin' full time
Cheers to the broken and the blind
Hats off to the weekends we ain't sober
Cheers to you and me on a drunken night

Have you ever been thirsty for some cold beer?
Well hey, don't threaten me with a good time (that's right)
If someone asks you what is going on here
Just tell 'em, hey, haha it's cold beer time

Hats off to the people workin' full time
Cheers to the broken and the blind
Hats off to the weekends we ain't sober
Cheers to you and me on a drunken night

Hats off to the people workin' full time
Cheers to the broken and the blind
Hats off to the weekends we ain't sober
Cheers to you and me on a drunken night

(background: You're gonna get it! You're gonna get it!

Gene: What do you say to the drunk guy who comes to the bar?

What!?

Gene: Lucky! ahahahahaha)

[note: That's a real party they had that you hear going on in the background. You didn't doubt it did you?]