I have a theory to explain
Why my bad luck gets worse each day?
It's easy, someone must be out to get me
It's a diabolic scheme

This conspiracy is givin' me the creeps
The big conspiracy

Hey, it's just coincidence you say
When I go out it always rains
Believe me, someone's playin' games with my brain
It's a diabolic scheme

This conspiracy is givin' me the creeps
The big conspiracy
Now, I'm ready to believe
The big conspiracy, yeah

Someone must be out to get me
It's a diabolic scheme

This conspiracy is givin' me the creeps
The big conspiracy
Now, I'm ready to believe
The big conspiracy, yeah

Are you ready to believe?
Are you ready to believe?
Are you ready to believe?
Are you ready to believe?