Hey Joe, have you seen my friend Flo

I was with her last night, I thought it was alright for her to go

Put her in the car, guess she didn't get very far

'Cause they found her shoes and her purse by the off ramp

Don't know why she stopped but I am sure she had a reason

Some creep took it as chick open season

It doesn't look good, no, it doesn't look good

I doubt she's gonna get up and walk out of those woods

But it could have been me, oh

And that strikes me like a baseball bat across my knees, alright

One night my car broke down on the turnpike

I was stuck in Northeast Pennsylvania

It was after midnight and it was gonna snow

I didn't have nowhere to go

I thought to call for help

But when the cars passed me by my cries fell silent

For how many times has the Devil walked among us

Wearing the face of the savior

So I headed out alone not sure whether to stay in the light

Where I could see or in the darkness where they can't see me

It could have been me, oh

Strikes me like a baseball bat across my knees

Oh, it could have been me, oh

Strikes me like a baseball bat across my knees

Oh, across my knees, oh, across my knees