She calls me up
Says she's comin' over
So I run home, ooh ooh
Just to wait around

Sh-sh-sh she calls me names
Then we play some mind games
And I don't know, ooh ooh
But I think I like it

Now she's the only one
Who blocks my number
And she's the only one I call

Yeah, oh yeah
What's wrong with me?
Yeah, oh yeah
And why can't I see?
Yeah, oh yeah
I'm so addicted to you
And you're such a dick to me

She flies me out
Got a big surprise planned
In Chicago, ooh ooh
That's my kinda town

She says she's been a ho
Had to let me know
On the Jerry Springer Show

Yeah, oh yeah
What's wrong with me?
Yeah, oh yeah
And why can't I see?
Yeah, oh yeah
I'm so addicted to you
And you're such a dick to me

I wrap myself around her little finger
And she gives me the middle one

Yeah, oh yeah
What's wrong with me?
Yeah, oh yeah
And why can't I see?
Yeah, oh yeah
I'm so addicted to you
And you're such a dick to me

She calls and I come runnin' back
I call, she never calls me back
What's wrong with me?
I'm so addicted to you
And you're such a dick to me