Somewhere between Never Neverland and WonderlandIn
a land called Never WonderlandThere lived a beautiful
wealthy young divorceéWith a checkered past and a bad
memoryWho should probably remain namelessAnd men traveled
from far and wide and try to win her handAnd she took
in stragglers from all over the known worldHer newest
guests were as her mother called them"The latest Russians
to defect"One's name was Hefner the other's name was
DisneyDisney smoked a pipe and was very philosophicalHe
was constantly surrounded by go go girlsHe used to
take pictures of them without any clothes onAnd sell
them to the neighborhood childrenHefner on the other
hand was not so introspectiveHe loved a good story
just like anybody elseIn fact he loved the myths of
Never Wonderland so muchThat he made elaborate molded
plastic sculpturesOf the characters in the mythsAnd
then he'd set them out in the gardenUntil he had built
a whole 'nother land in Never WonderlandWhich he called
HefnerlandThe neighborhood children loved themThey
had lots of fun playing in HefnerlandAnd looking at
all Disney's go go picturesBecause they didn't know
any betterAnd they didn't know any worseBut the beautiful,
wealthy, young divorceé thoughtThat they were only
after her moneySometimes she even wished they would
go back to RussiaBut between you and me they were really
dupes of the Wicked KingWho wanted to rob the children of their dreams