Happy Birthday
I hope that it's a good one
Now that I'm not there to mess it up
You'll be buzzed all day because you're like that
And I will not have to deal with you

Somehow I always messed up your birthday
But I can't now, that I'm 20 states away from New York

Happy Birthday wrote all your friends on facebook
Except me, I didn't want to jinx it up
So I called, to sing you Happy Birthday
But you hung up on me right away

Somehow I always messed up your birthday
But I can't now, that I'm just a hung up call away

Synth SOLO!

What's wrong with me baby?
How do I always mess up your birthday?
I said, what can I do baby?
No matter what I'll mess up your Birthday

OH

Happy Birthday, you're such a psycho baby
You know I had to get away from you
Hey boo, you know, I really really love you
But I hope that you ate lots of cake
And wound up with a stomach ache
When they sang Happy Birthday to you....