You've got a lazy eye that stops seeing me from time to time
You've got a sleazy side that builds up quite an appetite
But you never, you never
But you never, you never
You never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never

Who will your cheeky smile shine on this time
Is it good in the bushes with Mr. Tonight
Half an hour for a drag on his Marlboro Lights
Babes won't be long, she's just being real nice

But I saw through that fakery
Because he left his lighter with me
So tell me something truthful dear
All these stories will make you the bitch of the year

But you never, you never
But you never, you never
You never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on

You never, you never turned him on
You never turned him on

You've got a lazy eye that stops seeing me from time to time
You've got a sleazy side that builds up quite an appetite

So will his Eton smile pull you this time
Like a moth to a pool of bright halogen light
He's got sneers , he's got manners, you'll be in good care
'til tomorrow when he'll leave you for football and beer

Because I'm not in love with you
Just amused by the situations you get through
So tell me something truthful dear
All these stories will make you the bitch of the year

But you never, you never
But you never, you never
You never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never turned him on